Operating under the assumption that true education lies well beyond the confines of a textbook, we here at Joystick would like to present the "Buellership" contest. While certain companies reward those with high academic performance, Joystick commends students for their courage to call in sick, leave class early, and ditch academic establishments for one more day spinning park laps and getting face shots. For more information, please refer to this educational video:
In order to be eligible for the Buellership, skiers must have attended any of the following establishments, clubs, or organizations: middle school, high school, university, college, junior college, community college, pre school, elementary school, home school, Montessori school, Knights of Templar, Free Masons, Moose Club, Society of Success and Leadership, Lamda Pi Eta, Lions Club, Elks Club, or local chapters of the Kiwanis Club. To apply for the Buellership, please read the following:
1) Send an email entitled BUELLERSHIP CONTEST to joystickpoles@gmail.com
2) Within the email, tell your best FERRIS BUELLER inspired story where you skipped, dropped out, and bailed on school for skiing
3) Include: NAME, ADDRESS, HOME RESORT, AGE along with your story
4) Winners will receive Joystick Sauce Poles
5) We will announce 2 winners per day for 10 days!
6) 1st pair of winners will be announced on Friday!
Here's to you, non-scholarly types, to those that value living life rather than reading about it, to those that understand our time here is limited and that life is meaningless without pursing our passions.
All the best!
- Joystick Poles
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